Fools Reunited

As you know I am going off to 'try' for an April Fool's Day baby (or babies).

*PLEASE REMEMBER TOO ADD (girl) or (boy) AFTER THE NAME*

OFF TO TRY AND MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF (AGAIN)

It doesn't get much dafter does it? Will I ever learn?

The answer to both these questions is NO!

After foolishly writing my last posting on the subject of having babies I have very foolishly become broody. I have suddenly got the urge to make a complete fool of myself.

I have decided that I must have that much sought after fashion accessory "The Designer Baby".

Victory Beckham, Britney Spears, Gerri Halliwell and countless other celebrities have managed to balance careers with motherhood so why can't I?

That's it my mind is made up and I want one!

OK what now?

"ASK JEEVES"

Right I've checked the internet and it seems that this "might take some time". There are hundred of sites and oodles of information about what I should eat, how to know when (and if) I'm fertile, when's the best time to get pregnant, best position to use to get pregnant etc, etc, etc.

But I've found this good website which gives tips on getting pregnant:

http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/getting-pregnant.html

Right I'm just about ready to try for my April Fools Day baby

Just a minute, I've just realised that need to find a man to fool around with first.

Help! time is of the essence I need action right now!

The common advice seems to be "practice makes perfect" - sounds good to me!

OFF TO FOOL AROUND - I MAY BE GONE QUITE A WHILE

Whilst I'm away perhaps you can suggest some silly baby names.

Thinking of having a baby?

Don't say that I didn't warn you!

Cost of raising child to 5

Raising a child is expensive and requires budgeting.

Pregnancy and Birth Magazine estimates that raising a child to five years of age will cost £23,315. And this is in a family that breast feeds, buys all their clothes from the high street and spends a moderate amount on toys.

Then there's always the point about timing. Forget about the biological clock tick-ticking away, if you're currently planning to get pregnant - think again. If you take a look at my header you will see that April Fool's Day is just over 9 months away! Do you really want to bring yet another fool into this foolish world?

Not to mention morning sickness and stretch marks!

And sleepless nights!

If the answer is still yes, what are you waiting for!

GO ON MAKE A FOOL (OF YOURSELF) TODAY!

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

'nuff said

HAVE A REALLY DAFT EVENING!

The moment you've been waiting for. The polls closed at midnight last night. The votes have been counted and verified and I can now announce that the person voted "The Most Foolish Person 2007" is:

George W Bush .................... polling 5611 points

Second place goes to Paris Hilton (2361). Third place Bill Clinton (1000). Fourth place Britney Spears (917) and in Fifth place Tony Blair (622).

George Bush took poll position straight away and held onto this position throughout. It has been an interesting to watch the relationship between the other nominees. For a time Jade Goody and Bill Clinton were neck and neck (not a pretty sight!) but in the end Bill was chasing Paris Hilton. Bill was closely followed by Britney Spears (who would have polled more votes if somebody had spelled her name correctly!) In fifth place, hotly pursued by Jade Goody (603), was Tony Blair.

Anyone wishing to see all those nominated for this award and the current positions in this ongoing poll can simply click on the following link:

http://foolsreunited.blog.co.uk/2007/06/22/vote_for_the_most_foolish~2499160

I now realise the foolishness of my ways. Thank you Nick!

It seems that my 7 Foolish Seas Competition was simply far to difficult for even fools like you!

I have therefore had an even dafter idea for the next competion. It will be called Simpleton Competition. The answers (which will be provided) will be simple. All you will have to do is simply provide the correct question.

The fool(s) providing the most foolish questions to the answers will win.

And now the moment you've foolishly been waiting for are those foolishly difficult answers:

THE SOLUTION TO "THE SEVEN STUPID SEAS COMPETION"

1. A very brief one - CURT SEA

2. It joins the alimentary canal - GUT SEA

3. An odd one - WHIM SEA

4. A maternal one - MUM SEA

5. One to get your teeth into - CHEW SEA

6. A commotion in the ocean - FUSS SEA

SO SORRY THAT THESE FOOLED YOU!

Princess Fiona gets a ship's biscuit for her foolish attempt whilst Wugamumftaga gets nothing!

HAVE ANOTHER DAFT DAY - THINGS CAN ONLY GET DAFTER

I've been so busy foolishly reading blogs that I've burnt my croissants. How stupid (and annoying) is that?

Apart from foolishly getting out of bed what's the most foolish thing you've done today - or any other day for that matter!

GO ON! DO TELL - YOU'RE AMONGST FOOLS NOW!

ps A very warm and foolish welcome to "eggbod" the latest fool to become my friend!

So how many fools have woken up with a hangover this morning?

If you'd taken up my foolish invitation to "Happy Hour" at the my foolishly named "Fools Bar None" you certainly would have. Virtually everyone stayed up for the whole five hours of "Happy Hour". I've never seen so many fools in one place.

Needless to say the foolish cocktails and daft meals were a huge success.

Lots of fools said that they enjoyed a "Fondling Fool" but weren't referring to my choice of cocktail.

Many of the fools said that they have never been as happy since having a "Frontal Lobotomy".

The greedy fools couldn't get enough "Fool's Gold" but were disappointed to find it was a poor substitute for the real thing.

Overall it was a foolishly great time. Any fool who missed the do can try making the cocktails at home. The recipes are real and can be found on the following link:- http://foolsreunited.blog.co.uk/2007/06/23/happy_hour_how_foolish_is_that~2505717

BYE FOR NOW - OFF TO FOOL AROUND - HAVE A DAFT DAY

I've just found this poll on walrus.blog.co.uk it just goes to show how foolish and fickle bloggers can be.

A great big thank you to everyone voting for me. I only started fooling around with this blog 4 days ago and have met some right fools!

KEEP ON FOOLING!

Don't forget to vote on the Most Foolish Person poll below

Well it is the weekend after all!

The licensing laws have been relaxed and I've had the rather daft idea of having happy hour in my new blog cocktail bar and lounge foolishly named:

"FOOLS BAR NONE"

We will be serving only 3 Cocktails "Fools Gold", "Fondling Fool" or "Frontal Lobotomy"

For those of you unable to come along I have foolishly included the recipes below. These are genuine cocktails.

There will also be a limited selection of silly food available including:

Soup in a Basket
Silly Sausage and Mush
French Tart

Fools Gold

Ingredients:
1 part gold tequila
1 part triple sec
1 part lemon juice
Cola (to top up)
dash of lime juice
5 drops tabasco sauce
dash of sugar syrup

Directions:Shake everything except the Tabasco and cola. Pour into a highball glass. Top up with cola and drop in the Tabasco sauce.

Serves: 1

Fondling Fool

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz. brandy
1 oz. Madeira
1/2 oz. triple sec

Directions: shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass.

Serves: 1

Frontal Lobotomy

Ingredients:
2 oz. soda water
1 oz. Jack Daniels®
2 oz. tequila
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. jagermeister

Directions: Shake with ice and pour over ice in a large glass. (for variety pour over dry ice to make it smoke)Not for the timid.

Serves: 1

HAPPY HOUR WILL TAKE PLACE FROM NOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT

HAVE A WONDERFULLY FOOLISH EVENING

Jade Goody and Bill Clinton are currently level pegging on the "Most Foolish Person 2007" poll! George Bush however is still well in the lead.

What a foolishly interesting couple they'd make!

The mind boggles

WATCH THIS FOOLISH SPACE

Your chance to vote for the person you think is the most foolish.

FOR FULL DETAILS SEE MY PREVIOUS POSTING

I'm not sure if this will work but I'm foolishly trying it out. Thanks Walrus

Don't ask me how it's going to work though I'm a technofool

Other technofools can use the 'normal' comments method.

HEY I'VE DONE IT - DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT AS DAFT AS I LOOK?

This according to the BBC was the result of a random phone survey taken last year.

“A survey has named pop singer Michael Jackson as the "most foolish person" in the USA, this not so honorable name for the fourth year.

There was a poll of 1,000, the population of 69% said Jackson had "done something foolish" in the past year.

The U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, shot a man while hunting, tied second place with socialite Paris Hilton.

President George W. Bush came in third, followed by actor Tom Cruise, in the random phone survey by New York-based public relations consultants, reported BBC News.”

I foolishly had the idea that we should have our very own random blog survey to establish this year's most foolish people.

THANK YOU FOR FOOLISHLY TAKING PART

...... Work ..... true or false?

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE FOOLISH TOPICS YOU WOULD LIKE TO DEBATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

An Englishman is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.

"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these women. What do they want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the Englishman, and off he goes to the store. He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach.

He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again," he says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."

"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look at him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to the Frenchman.
"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"

HOW MUCH MORE FOOLISH CAN YOU GET THAN THAT?

FOOLISH FACT No 2

HAVE YOURSELF A FOOLISH DAY - LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE TOO SERIOUS!

Even a FOOL would know the answer to that one!

GO ON HAVE A GO - YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO!

FOOLISH FACT No1.

HAVE A DAFT DAY EVERYONE!

Earlier we set sail aboard "HMS Foolhardy". The FOOLS on board haven't stopped asking where we're going.

DON'T LET ANY OF THESE FOOL YOU!

Welcome aboard the "Ship of Fools"

What is the origin of the phrase "ship of fools?"

I've been told it was from the Middle Ages, when some city states in Italy had ships of crazy people going from harbour to harbour to help them come to their senses.

This promises to be a long daft cruise into foolishness.

Hiya folks - welcome to the daft world of Thomasina Fool. This is a brand new blog and will hopefully get dafter and dafter.

ps did I meet some of you last night