Fools Reunited

FOR GIRL BLOGGERS ONLY

Men can be such fools!

I've just had a private mail message from La_spice and she was livid! I think I've calmed her down but she just couldn't bring herself to blog this. So as a true blog friend I will spill the beans. She implored me not to but I think the truth should be out there.

Remember Friday 13th July the night of the Blog Girls' Hen Party? Well as you know Princess Fiona had organised the entertainment. Denzil, Adamantixx and Essex Boy had begged Princess for the chance to entertain us. They were due to perform at 07.30pm by which time they hadn't arrived. La_spice had to send messages to them to ask where they'd got too.

Anyway to cut a long story short two of them finally turned up at 21.30! smelling of stale chip grease blaming Essex Boy for running off with Princess Fiona and the baby oil. By this time the girls were all busy playing confessions in the conservatory so La_spice told the "boys" that their services would no longer be required. They ended up skivvying for the caterers.

As if that wasn't enough and to add insult to injury, Denzil turned up at the "Pink Palace" tonight (yes 2 days later!) to "defend his honour" and once again try and blame Essex Boy. Well La_spice sent him packing with a flea in his ear and told him that for any future events she would be employing that nice farmer "boy" James aka Lindow.

La_spice was livid she contacted me right away.

SUCH IS THE BARE-FACED CHEEK OF FOOLISH MALE STRIPPERS

Nah not me!

What you see is what you get!

LA PAZ (Reuters) - The winner of a Bolivian beauty contest for indigenous women was stripped of her title moments after her coronation when judges noticed she was wearing false plaits, organizers said on Saturday.

The Miss Cholita Pacena pageant, held in the Andean city of La Paz late on Friday, seeks to instill pride in indigenous women who choose to wear the traditional dress of wide skirt, bowler hat and long plaited hair.

But doubts over whether the winner was a genuine Cholita Pacena -- the name for Indian women from La Paz -- led judges to strip her of her victor's sash and call for a rerun, said pageant organizer Walter Gomez from La Paz's city government.

The judges "disqualified the winner because they realized she didn't have plaits, that the plaits she had were false," he told Reuters. "Having short hair means they don't live like Cholitas."

Friday's contest was a far cry from the mainstream beauty contests that are popular in Bolivia, in which the South American nation's indigenous majority are under-represented.

Not a bikini in sight, the toughest test for the 14 contestants was making a speech in the native Aymara language to prove their Cholita credentials.

It is not the first time scandal has hit the pageant. In 2004, the winner caused a stir after her coronation by saying she did not normally wear traditional dress.

WHAT A FOOLISH WORLD WE LIVE IN!

Lets face it, there are a lot of fools out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS-OFF TO FOOL AROUND IN THE GARDEN