I wish I woz cleverer and could say wonderful things to make people want to quote me. Even Lindow has gone down in the annuals of mystery for talking a load of bull.
This really set me thinking. 
Then today's "quote of the day" jumped out at me:
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
- Don Marquis
I hated Don Marquis instantly but I didn't even know him. That made me think again (flipping Don Marquis!) Who is, or was Don Marquis? So I did what I always do at a time like this and asked "Jeeves" (whoever he may be). There I go again thinking! (that Don Marquis sure has a lot to answer for.
Anyhow, I guess if you're as daft as me you want to know the answers? 
Who is or was Don Marquis?
Donald Robert Perry Marquis (pronounced "mark' wis", not "mar kee") (1878-1937) was an American humorist, journalist, and author. He was variously a novelist, poet, cartoonist, newspaper columnist, and playwright. He is best remembered for creating the characters "Archy" and "Mehitabel", supposed authors of humorous verse.
Who is or was Jeeves?
Gentleman's gentleman Jeeves first appeared in Wodehouse's 1917 work The Man With Two Left Feet.
Together with his young master, Bertie Wooster, the butler has become one of the most enduring characters in comic literature.
Thanks to numerous film and TV appearances, the faithful manservant has come to represent all that is reliable and unflappable.
Now I really do hate Don Marquis even more!
Why? I hear you shouting! 
Well when I tried to "Ask Jeeves" about Jeeves I discovered that Jeeves had been forcibly "retired".
According to the BBC:
Internet search engine Ask Jeeves is reportedly being threatened with legal action by PG Wodehouse's literary agents for using the name of the late writer's most famous creation.
So now you know! I don't want to be clever anymore - it makes life so complicated.
BACK TO BEING A FOOL - AH! IGNORANCE IS SUCH BLISS! 