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Posts archive for: 17 July, 2007
  • BCUK strikes again!

    This posting is for everyone struggling with the new style blog!

    German police excuse angry computer user for outburst

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who startled his neighbours when he hurled his computer out of the window in the middle of the night, was let off for disturbing the peace by police who sympathised with his technical frustrations.

    Police in the northern city of Hanover said they would not press charges after responding to calls made by residents in an apartment block who were woken by a loud crash in the early hours of Saturday.

    Officers found the street and pavement covered in electronic parts and discovered who the culprit was.

    Asked what had driven him to the night-time outburst, the 51-year-old man said he had simply got annoyed with his computer.

    "Who hasn't felt like doing that?" said a police spokesman.

    While escaping any official sanction the man was made to clear up the debris.

    :crazy: DON'T GO DOING ANYTHING THIS FOOLISH AT HOME OR WORK! :wave:

  • Talking rubbish!

    Yes I do know I'm guilty of it. I'm sorry it's just the way I am. :yes:

    Those of you who have read my earlier posts know just how much I have come to hate Don Marquis for making me think. For those of you new to my blog here's a quick link:

    http://foolsreunited.blog.co.uk/2007/07/16/well_that_s_certainly_got_me_thinking~2645424

    Right where was I? Erm .... let me think .... see that man's done it again!

    Ah yes! "clap-trap"! No bloggers, I'm not being rude but this morning this word/phrase cropped up and I needed to know where it originated.

    This is what I discovered on t'internet!

    [Q] “Do you have any idea where the word claptrap comes from? I associate it with talking rubbish but I’ve no idea what a clap is — other than the obvious infectious disease — and why you would build a trap for one.”

    [A] It’s certainly not that sort of clap.Your claptrap is indeed a trap to catch a clap, but it’s the sort of clap you make by putting your hands together in appreciation.

    Its first appearance in print is in Nathan Bailey’s dictionary of 1721 and his definition pretty much tells the whole story: "A Clap Trap, a name given to the rant and rhymes that dramatic poets use" Thereby pleasing the actors by encouraging the audience to applaud.

    The word developed from a figurative theatrical device to encourage applause into a more general term for showy or insincere platitudes directed at the lowest common denominator of one’s audience. From there it was only a short step to the sense of talking nonsense or rubbish, though the older ideas are often still present.

    Incidentally, in the middle of the nineteenth century, 150 years after the word had first been recorded, some unsung backstage hero invented a mechanical device, a sort of clapper, that made a noise like that of applause (perhaps to encourage the real thing, though we are not told). Presumably it was similar to a football rattle. This also was called a claptrap. It has led some people into the mistake of suggesting that this device was the source of the word.

    So there you have it - you didn't think my blog was going to be educatonal as well did you? :no: NEITHER DID I! :no:

    On a more "lighter" note here is another, more recent definition:

    "Clap-trap" - Derogatory name for a sexually promiscuous woman – (Dictionary of Sexual Terms)

    Finally a quote courtesy of my blogfriend boredrich:

    :crazy: We're all fools but the real fool is the one who wants to be sane! :crazy:

  • "Normal" service has foolishly been resumed!

    After making a complete and utter fool of myself in front of the team at BCUK, I thought I'd better get back on track.

    Least said and all that! :>>

    Well I can't help it if I'm daft! can I? :no:

    I was grazing through my little meadow of foolishness when I stepped into the following clap-trap (Mmm - that's and interesting word - Drat that Don Marquis (see link) - I'm now going to have to find out where that came from!!!)

    http://foolsreunited.blog.co.uk/2007/07/16/well_that_s_certainly_got_me_thinking~2645424

    You Might Be A Dairy Farmer...

    If you know the price of milk per hundred weight but not by the gallon.

    If the medicine cabinet contains a container of Bag Balm.

    If you've ever gotten an award for fat (and were proud of it).

    If your idea of a power lunch is a sandwich on a tractor.

    If your idea of a neighbourhood watch is someone calling you to let you know your heifers are out.

    If you have more than a dozen cats.

    If your idea of overnite delivery is pulling a calf at three in the morning.

    If you can remember the name of every cow on your farm but the names of your children elude you.

    If manure is a dinner table topic.

    If your backyard ends at an electric fence.

    :wave: BY FOR NOW ......... HI-HO, HI-HO, IT'S OFF TO MILK I GO!:wave:

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