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Crumbs!!!!! I've been tagged by a tobbot!
@ 2007-07-22 – 09:56:12
Oh no! first I'm dumped and then I'm tagged! They say that bad things come in threes
Whatever next?Ok here I go:
Q1. There are crumbs in your bed. What kind of cookies do those crumbs come from?
Don’t mention cookies in bed! See:
Q2. You are sitting on the toilet brushing your teeth cos you are hungover as normal. What got you that drunk?
One of my pink cocktails! See:
Q3. You have been dumped. What comfort food do you grab?
More cookies – that’s what the agony aunt suggested! See:
Q4. Your wife/husband has annoyed you off so you decide to go have an expensive gourmet meal on his/her credit card. What do you order?
Everything on the menu!
Q5. Sitting in church and you have a book/magazine tucked inside the hymn sheet. What is it?
Sainsbury’s food magazine with all those pictures of cookies!
Ha! ha!
now I'll tag: Hobbsy; kiki2u; mad-poet; prydwen and eggbod
Ignore me if you like - you usually do! (Joke!) 
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A FOOL TO BLOG BUT IT HELPS!
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A broken heart!
@ 2007-07-22 – 09:30:57
Yesterday I foolishly told you all about my recent romantic disaster. Many thanks to all those fools who sympathised with me - I'm very grateful.

In an attempt to ease the pain of my broken heart (and dreams!) I foolishly wrote to the agony aunt (anagram of "no a gay nut") and she told me to go out and find a new love. She added "that's just the way the cookie crumbles" - how insensitive was that?
My thoughts then turned to therapy and so I searched t'internet for advice and came across this anonymous quote:
"Therapy is expensive, but poppin' bubble-wrap is cheap"!
That's it - therapy is the answer - retail therapy!

Mmm now where can I buy bubble-wrap on a Sunday morning?
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE? THAT IS MY QUESTION!!
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