Fools Reunited

No need to sit there with baited breath any longer. I must be mad, I have been at it all night (not that!) The casting for the musical to end all musicals "The Sound of Blogging".

Don't worry there are still a few parts to fill and loads of behind the scenes helpers are needed.

We are also looking for the following: an orchetra; Musical Director; Choreographer and Wardrobe Mistress.

The Big-Trap Children will be played by two teams of children from the local stage school "BRATZ"

So without further ado - ta da!

"The Sound of Blogging" (The Musical)

Set in Blogland in 2007, a nun becomes the IT adviser to the blog trapped family. She falls in love with the widower father and helps the bloggers to escape from the Spammers.

CAST:

Mama Superior(The Abyss): ...................................Menopausal Mama

Sisters of Murphy: .................................................The Blog Birds

Sis Tisis – novice equivalent to the ‘Maria’ part ..............PrincesFiona
Sister Anna – carries a banner and tambourine ..............La_spice
Sister Matic – always in a spin .....................................Siina73
Sister Wayto-Amarilla – always getting lost ....................Dafter
Sister Hood – a member of the “Hoodie Order” .................Sallyontour

Captain Big Trap: ..................................................................... Usksider

Admiral Hertz van Rental, Naval Officer (talks double Dutch)............Irish-le-feaux

Herr Patt, the postman (wears a black and white cap)......................Grumpus

Fritz, the butler (a chip off the old block)...........................................boredrich

Herr Spray, Head Boy in the BCUK Army (a cut above the rest)....................cj592

Bexx, Talent Scout (likes to score whenever he gets the chance)........... (Lindow)

Lady Victoria (posh bird who fancies lead man)............................ Sapphire Night

Frau Heifer, the housekeeper (a bit of a cow).................................. Kiki2u

The Big Trap Children (a mostly noisy bunch)will be played by two teams of children from the local stage school "BRATZ"

Mhan Trap - eldest daughter – Aged 16 (going on 60)
Clap Trap - eldest son – Aged 15 (talks a load of rubbish)
Booby Trap – 2nd daughter – Aged 14 (well developed for her age)
Death Trap – youngest son – Aged 10 (a dare-devil prankster)
Fly Trap – 3rd daughter – Aged 8 (hyperactive pest of a girl)
Mole Trap – 4th daughter – Aged 6 (a short sighted book-worm)
Mouse Trap – youngest daughter – Aged 4 (a shy young thing)

Army of Spammers: (These are small irritating parts and will be selected at regional auditions) We will need lots of male members - The Blog Birds have this in hand.

Songs include:

The Sound of Blogging (Overture)
How do you solve a problem like Sis Tisis?
B - a blog, a sort of log
The Lonely Blogger
Climb up the ratings
Sixteen going on sixty
Idle Swine
So long, good tag
My Favourite Blogs

Stage Manager: ........................................................... Post now vacant!

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I was awake early this morning and discovered strange "goings on" in blogland. I did a sort of "BLOGWATCH"! Please read my previous post and let me have your comments on this.

On a lighter note - because of this sudden surge in stats, I managed to reach No.10!!!! Watch your back Gordon!

Thank you

AS THEY SAY ON CRIMEWATCH "DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES"

As the saying goes "There's lies, damn lies and there's statistics"!

Everyone likes to be flattered and most bloggers (if we're honest) likes to have just a little occasional peek at their stats. Being no different from the rest of you (go on admit it!) whilst wide awake in the middle of the night I had to have just the teensy weensy look.

That's when I realised that there's something very fishy going on.

Now I love writing my blog and I hope that one or two of you enjoy the occasional read but come on why on earth would 7 visitors want to view 176 pages of it at this unearthly time of the morning?

Yes I know that BCUK isn't just read in the UK but come on - who are they kidding?

I guess that I should be flattered but instead it doesn't seem to add up!

I smell a rat!

Any views on this phenomena?????????

PS - there are only 4 other bloggers online as I write! Yes I know that one can choose to remain invisible but ...... is BCUK or someone else checking up on me and you?

Yikes - whilst writing this 1 more person and 41 more page views - is someone scrutinising me? I'm off!!!!!!!!!

couldn't resist 5 minutes later ....... 1 more person and another 63 pageviews there's definately something going on!!!!

AM I BEING PARANOID? SURELY EVEN I'M NOT THAT DAFT?