As the saying goes "There's lies, damn lies and there's statistics"!
Everyone likes to be flattered and most bloggers (if we're honest) likes to have just a little occasional peek at their stats. Being no different from the rest of you (go on admit it!) whilst wide awake in the middle of the night I had to have just the teensy weensy look.
That's when I realised that there's something very fishy going on.
Now I love writing my blog and I hope that one or two of you enjoy the occasional read but come on why on earth would 7 visitors want to view 176 pages of it at this unearthly time of the morning?
Yes I know that BCUK isn't just read in the UK but come on - who are they kidding?
I guess that I should be flattered but instead it doesn't seem to add up!
I smell a rat!
Any views on this phenomena????????? 
PS - there are only 4 other bloggers online as I write! Yes I know that one can choose to remain invisible but ...... is BCUK or someone else checking up on me and you?
Yikes - whilst writing this 1 more person and 41 more page views - is someone scrutinising me? I'm off!!!!!!!!!
couldn't resist 5 minutes later ....... 1 more person and another 63 pageviews there's definately something going on!!!!
ALL THIS ACTIVITY GOING ON YET NOBODY HAS COMMENTED ON THIS POSTING! 
OK Consider this it's now 45 minutes since I first posted this in which time I've had 12 more visitors and another 142 and still no comments! If this pace was to be sustained over a 24 hour period then my daily stats would be collosal (which they're not!) so once again I ask what on earth is going on at this time of the day? 03.24 am!
AM I BEING PARANOID? SURELY EVEN I'M NOT THAT DAFT?
Usksider
Pro 
consider all my evidence!!!!! 
James.
The whole stats thing seems odd to me; I was alerted to check them on one occasion some months back to find myself at No.1! I've never understood why or how, but there we are that was my 15 minutes of fame.
Are you up very early, or very late?