As the saying goes "There's lies, damn lies and there's statistics"!

Everyone likes to be flattered and most bloggers (if we're honest) likes to have just a little occasional peek at their stats. Being no different from the rest of you (go on admit it!) whilst wide awake in the middle of the night I had to have just the teensy weensy look.

That's when I realised that there's something very fishy going on.

Now I love writing my blog and I hope that one or two of you enjoy the occasional read but come on why on earth would 7 visitors want to view 176 pages of it at this unearthly time of the morning?

Yes I know that BCUK isn't just read in the UK but come on - who are they kidding?

I guess that I should be flattered but instead it doesn't seem to add up!

I smell a rat!

Any views on this phenomena????????? :??:

PS - there are only 4 other bloggers online as I write! Yes I know that one can choose to remain invisible but ...... is BCUK or someone else checking up on me and you?

Yikes - whilst writing this 1 more person and 41 more page views - is someone scrutinising me? I'm off!!!!!!!!!

couldn't resist 5 minutes later ....... 1 more person and another 63 pageviews there's definately something going on!!!!

ALL THIS ACTIVITY GOING ON YET NOBODY HAS COMMENTED ON THIS POSTING! :>>

OK Consider this it's now 45 minutes since I first posted this in which time I've had 12 more visitors and another 142 and still no comments! If this pace was to be sustained over a 24 hour period then my daily stats would be collosal (which they're not!) so once again I ask what on earth is going on at this time of the day? 03.24 am!

:crazy: AM I BEING PARANOID? SURELY EVEN I'M NOT THAT DAFT?:crazy: