.....I'm going to try it anyway.
My blogfriends know (or should do!) by now that I enjoy a laugh and being silly. So I thought (steady Dafter!) that it might be a good idea to find a joke dedicated to each of my blogfriends.
This could take some time as I currently have 46 blogfriends. Let's kick off with the first 12 jokes (in no particular order).
Lindow
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !
Mermaidstale
What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish !
Meno
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
Znethru
What is a Metronome
Musical elf driving a mini
Kevin
Where do eagles meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe!
Nulty
Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
To have his ghoul stones removed !
Gordon
Have you heard that there's a new mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
Tilluanpenry
Have you heard about the good weather witch ?
She's forecasting sunny spells !
Usksider
Why did the college bully kick the classroom computer?
His tutor told him to boot up the system.
Frkenny
What do you call an overweight vicar who plays football ?
The roly-poly-holy-goalie !
Miramaze
What do you call a snake that's good at maths ?
An adder !
Xenon
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddledywinks under my bed. What shall I do?
Hide the tiddledywinks.
12 down 34 to go! See I can do sums too!
LAUGH & THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU, CRY & YOU CRY ALONE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME........HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME........