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Posts archive for: 15 September, 2007
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Time for some sport!
@ 2007-09-15 – 07:05:19
Well it is the weekend after all and for some it kicked off last night with the latest rugby match.
Personally I prefer to relax and take my ease at the weekend but I came across some really good sporting howlers. These are all genuine gaffs:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious" - Alan Minter
"The bowler is Holding the batsman’s Willey" Brian Johnston
"I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted" - George Best
"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country" - Ian Rush
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
"He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time." - Richie Benaud (cricket commentator)
"I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change a habit for that prat." - Ron Atkinson
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.
"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important." - Bobby Robson.
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti.
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" - Steven Wright.
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