Yes it's back to school time again. Now you know that I put a lot of store on good education but there is often a funny side to going to school.
I hope these will make you smile! 
On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"
The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".
Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"
The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write ?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet !
And finally ...... Q.What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day ?
A. The school bus !
BYE FOR NOW - HAVE A TRULY EDUCATIONAL DAY!
