Well the new term has only just started. Just when you were enjoying yourself it's back to school again! To make matters worse, not only have your days been ruined but your evenings too! That's right HOMEWORK!
Never mind if you haven't done yours here are some good excuses:
I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school.
I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had.
Our puppy toilet trained on it.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
Our boiler stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.
I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
My little sister ate it.
THERE YOU GO - JUST HELP YOURSELF! 
