@ 2007-09-07 – 11:53:54
My favourite colour! Anyone who's visited my blog will have noticed my use of purple images such as:
My Purple Cow
My Purple Fairy
My Purple Pet
Well now I see that my blogfriend La_spice has launched a Photography Competition. I'm no good with a camera but think it's a splendid idea.
For those of you who haven't seen the competition details click here!
And to view the vitual prizes look here.
BYE EVERYONE DON'T FORGET TO ENTER 'THE COLOUR PURPLE'
@ 2007-09-07 – 07:49:03
How many times have you said or heard that expression? So often we speak without thinking. We open our mouths without first engaging our brains. Sometimes the outcome is funny and other times simply embarassing.
Here are a few such silly questions with a multiple choice of snappy answers:
Q: Did you catch that fish?
A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail.
A: No, it's a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations.
Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer?
A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right.
A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away.
A: No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because it's going the wrong way.
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.
BYE AGAIN - HAVE ANOTHER DAFT DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE!
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