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Posts archive for: 16 December, 2007
  • Happy Xmas Adamantixx!

    Oh Little Town of Portsmouth

    Oh little town 'neath moonlit skies
    How still we see thee sleep.
    As through the streets and on the roofs
    A hooded figure creeps.
    He climbs down all your chimneys
    He carries a large sack..
    He fills it with your valuables
    Then quickly hurries back!

  • Old Nick's Christmas Song!

    To the tune of "Away in a Manger"

    Out on the front lawn where Old Saint Nick lay,
    He slipped on our roof top,fell out of his sleigh

    I think that his necks broke,but, hey, thats ok,
    I took all his presents for my christmas day.

    He won't be discovered nobody will know,
    ’cos I covered his body with two feet of snow,

    It's not a real big loss that he died that way,
    Cause no one believed in Santa anyway.

  • This one's for Not-Herneschase .......

    ......Whoever she may be! :>>

    Welcome back to The Land Of Blog!

    Christmas just wouldn't have been the same without you! :no:

    fairy

    A Christmas Fairy

    A fairy has a hard time,
    Up where the tinsel flickers;
    A wand of gold stuck in her hand,
    A fir tree up her knickers!

    Ho! ho! ho!

  • Now one for Usky!

    Not a Christmas one but what the heck!

    Rusty Hinge

    When I speak
    does it scare you?

    Should I squeak quietly
    as an oiled rusted hinge
    who knows the way a door turns
    yet can not creak to say?

    LIFE
    is the door
    I
    am the hinge
    that has been deficit
    of oil frequently
    I might say

    but yes, yes,
    I agree
    a rusty hinge can
    oxidize and break

    So try …
    oil me if you must

    But…
    it had better be heavy weight oil!

    For I am not tempered
    to stand a test of crime
    against my word

    And
    keep in mind
    oil seeps through me
    as fire on a bed of straw
    on dry August days
    and
    sometimes eagle eyes
    can spot
    fingerprints on glass
    too clearly at times
    … I admit

    STILL
    don’t think I’ll turn to clay
    How can I?

    The day will never come
    when old rusty hinge of iron
    forfeits to oxidation
    and sedation of the will

    We can
    flow along smoothly
    oil and hinge
    as
    I will creak … you will oil
    moan …

    BUT
    never, ever
    try halt my process
    for I am an original
    and so by these means

    I

    W
    I
    L
    L

    SPEAK!

    ©Charlotte Muir

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