To the tune of "Away in a Manger"
Out on the front lawn where Old Saint Nick lay,
He slipped on our roof top,fell out of his sleigh
I think that his necks broke,but, hey, thats ok,
I took all his presents for my christmas day.
He won't be discovered nobody will know,
’cos I covered his body with two feet of snow,
It's not a real big loss that he died that way,
Cause no one believed in Santa anyway.
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