

Happy Birthday RAMPAGE!

@ 2007-12-23 – 09:14:29
Just look at the one I pulled this year ...... ![]()

What a cracker!
As you all know Christmas Crackers usually contain either a motto (if you're posh!) or a joke. As this blog is crackers I thought we should collect a few so please feel free to add your own joke or motto in the comments section.
Here's mine:
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
Go on - you know you want to!
Now let's party! 
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