I hate that phrase - don't you? Sadly though the weekend is coming to an end and tomorrow it's back to work!
So here's a prayer for Monday morning:
Serenity Under Pressure
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pi**ed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the ability to accept the things I can't and the capacity to tell the difference between the two.
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to pi** me off, help me to remember that it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
