Forget about the BAFTAS, OSCARS and even the BLOSCARS the most important award ceremony has to be the DAFTERS. Don't miss the exciting opportunity of voting for some of the daftest people around.
Nominations have been received and can now be revealed.
Category: Daftest Politician
a) Tony Blair
b) George W Bush
c) Boris Johnson
Category: Daftest Celebrity Baby Name
a) Fifi Trixibell
b) Sage Moonblood
c) Luna Coco Patricia
Category: Daftest Pop Star
a) Jarvis Cocker
b) Amy Winehouse
c) Britney Spears
Category Daftest Song
a) Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
b) May The Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose
c) Dik a Dum Dum
Category: Daftest Blogger
a) Me
b) Me
c) Me
So get voting now. Lines close shortly - after which time you may be even dafter than you already are! 
Right - just off to write an acceptance speech!..... What? 
