This is for all you bloggers who find time to blog in your "lunchtime"!! 
OK so why are you reading this NOW?
Here are some very good excuses if you get caught sleeping at your workstation!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
It's okay...I'm still billing the client.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I'm in the management training program
Actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I was dreaming about work!
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
The postman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
So take your pick!
