When you're woken up at midnight by a phone call and someone asks "Sorry. Were you sleeping?"
Here are some more examples of stupid questions people ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers.
1. At the movies, when you meet friends---
Q: Hey, what are you doing here?
A: Well, it's so hot so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In a bus, a girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet---
Q: Sorry did that hurt?
A: No, not at all, Why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral, one of the teary-eyed people asks
Q: Why, Why, him of all people.
A: Why ? would it rather of have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter ----
Q: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
A: No, its terrible and we occasionally spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years –
Q: Why dear, you've become so Big.
A: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask -----
Q: Is the guy your marrying good?
A: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...Its just the money.
7. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair -------
Q: Have you had a hair cut?
A: No, its autumn and I'm shedding
8. At the dentists when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth -------
Q: Tell me if it hurts?
A: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.
9. You are smoking a cigarette and someone asks-----
Q: Oh, so you smoke?
A: No, it's a miracle.....it was a chalk and know its in flames!
That's all folks - have a daft day - keep smiling!
