Fools Reunited

Dafter's Friday Five - see I'm bi-lingual too!

OK Happy Birthday to you!

This is a barrel of fun and a rather irreverant piece of writing that made me smile!

Thanks BCUK for this message:

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Right that's it!

What's going on this morning?

Usky starts off with:

"Just a quickie for the start of the day......."

Then Kevin continues with:

"I woke up feeling a little dicky ........"

I daren't imagine what Jack Frost will come up with!

Crumpet anyone?

You were warned!

Go on admit it! You did didn't you?

..... being sensible!

So ...... go on then ...... what exactly are you giving up?

The Pancake Tossing World Record

The Rules:

(If you want to break a record that is published in a record book or governed by an international authorithy, there may be other or additional rules).

The record is for the number of times a pancake (the same on each time) can be tossed in two minutes. It should be made with 170 g (6 oz) of batter, in a pan with a base measurement of 15.2 cm (6 in). The ingredients used should be edible and comprise flour, eggs and milk.

The frying pan should weight at least 340 g (12 oz) and have a base measurement of at least 21.5 cm (8 1/2 in.)

The number of tosses should be counted and recorded in a satisfactory manner, and this figure confirmed in the signed statements.

World Records from 1988 to 1997

232 Philip Artingstall (Great Britain) 16-02-1988
262 Philip Artingstall (Great Britain) 28-04-1988
281 Judith Aldridge (Great Britain) 27-02-1990
283 Philip Artingstall (South Africa) 22-05-1992
307 Philip Artingstall (South Africa) 23-02-1993
349 Dean Gould (Great Britain) 14-01-1995
399 Dean Gould (Great Britain) 1997
416 Ralf Laue (Germany) 28-06-1997

** Tosses head and flaunts off!

Ask me if I'm bothered!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care!

HAVE A GOOD ONE!

Now this isn't going to hurt - apart from a little tickle to your ribs perhaps.

In case you think I've completely lost it, this is Dafter's daily dose of medicine to help my blogfriend Ed (Wensum24) keep smiling.

English As A Fifth Language

A European pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"
No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.

The guy drives off frustrated. The first chap turns to the second
and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"What for?" asks the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it
didn't do him any good."

Bye for now - I'll be back to give you a bed bath later!

No! Well they didn't have a "Daftest Blogger" category so I guess I'm in a class of my own!

Good luck to all the Bloscar Nominees