This is a barrel of fun and a rather irreverant piece of writing that made me smile!
I apologise to anyone it may offend. It's just a bit of Monday fun! 
The Landlords Prayer
Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
(As I am drunk)
At home as in the tavern
Give us today our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine in the beer the bitter and the lager
Forever and ever
Barmen
sallyontour
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Love it, I'll post the one my uncle taught me!