Dafter's Friday Five - see I'm bi-lingual too!
1. What was the last thing you cooked?
The Books! 
2. What was the last thing you tried on?
Chatting up a policeman! ![]()
3. What was the last thing you purchased on credit?
Wot's credit? 
4. What was the last thing you put a postage stamp on?
My nose! ![]()
5. What was the last thing you took a photo of?
My nose! ![]()
DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A FRISKY FRIDAY AND A WHOOPEE WEEKEND!

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Only if I can use a whoopee cushion